The Transporter Couch

Ya know, I know there are lots of reasons why people don’t eat butter. But when something’s billed as “rich and buttery” I want some substancee. Second to nothing, butter is my favorite food. I know it isn’t nutritious and that it’s just fat. But along with salt it is the most prolific, valuable, versatile and useful substance on the planet. And I tend to add butter anyway even if something IS “rich and buttery.” But most of the time things that claiim to be rich and buttery …… aren’t. They’re just bread. Or something.

“Buttery” is a beautiful adjective. Regarding a situation, it means that it’s pleasant. Regarding a personality, it means that someone can work it. Regarding leather it means that it won’t be cheap. Regarding food it means it will taste good. I would consider myself “buttery.” In fact, that’s the best word for me yet.