The Transporter Couch

The Lone Ranger was abducted by some vatos and they take him back to their hideout and tie him then go into the other room to drink whisky and plot his demise.  But Tonto had followed them and he sneaks in the window where The Lone Ranger is being held.  The Lone Ranger motions him to come over and Tonto does, and being careful not to alert the attention of his captors The Lone Rager whispers something in Tonto’s ear.  Tonto nods his head in understanding and sneaks back out into the night.  About 30 minutes later he creeps back in and draws in a fetching indian girl.  In exasperation The Lone Ranger rolls his eyes and blurts out, “Goddammit I told you to go get my POSSE!”