The Transporter Couch

I told my parents I was blogging and they….. well mom’s 66 and dad’s 72 and they read Newsweek so they know that blogs exist but I don’t think they read them. And mom said to me, “I wouldn’t go near it.”

I wonder why. Maybe they’re afraid they’re going to learn something about me that they didn’t learn in the previous 40 years. Maybe they’re intimidated by my capacity to use coarse language. Maybe Maybe Maybe. But when she said that, I didn’t know whether to be sad or glad. Maybe… a little of both.