The Transporter Couch

OK I take it back. I AM going to be prolific today.

Once upon a time my little sister said, after coming out of the bathroom, “I didn’t get a clean pinch.” That was hilarious. And then recently a friend said, “you can’t squeeze or you’ll make a mushroom.” That was less hilarious, but apt.

I’m not a scat freak or anything. (No offense to scat freaks…. we all gotta have something!) But I do …. monitor the turd. Just to make sure it isn’t bloody or sick. Poor little thing. Wretched piece of waste. It needs love, too, doesn’t it? Well no, it really doesn’t, but it does need monitoring.